Misunderstood/Misheard Worship Lyrics

(Will be continually updated as time goes on) Puns  How do you know that... ...God loves Japanese food? Ans: "Oh, how He loves me so (miso)" Song: How He Loves ...God loves aunties? Ans: "Oh, how He loves us so (ah soh)" Song: How He Loves ..God is good at soccer? Ans: "You're the defender of the week, You comfort those in need" Song: Everlasting God ...Jesus loves carbohydrates? Ans: Because "Yes, Jesus loves me (mee)" Song: Jesus Loves Me Misheard Lyrics From "Take It All" by Hillsong, Running...

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God the Mother?

In the past three weeks, two of my cell members have been approached by evangelists from the World Mission Society, a church originating from South Korea whose beliefs are a mix of unitarian modalism and bi-theism. I don’t mean to be confusing, but it’s true. They believe that God “manifests” Himself as the Father, Spirit and Son (I don’t know if they mean that God chooses to “switch faces” as Father at one moment, then the Son at the next, which is classical modalism, or that the Godhead is only...

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