I was standing at the front of the counter, waiting for someone to take notice that I haven't placed my order. A server came up to me after 5 minutes.
Server: Are you here to order?
Me: Oh me? Of course not, I'm here to admire the fine art of beheading a duck.
Fret not, I didn't actually say that, but I very nearly did, especially after her condescending tone.
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