(Will be continually updated as time goes on)
Puns
How do you know that...
...God loves Japanese food?
Ans: "Oh, how He loves me so (miso)"
Song: How He Loves
...God loves aunties?
Ans: "Oh, how He loves us so (ah soh)"
Song: How He Loves
..God is good at soccer?
Ans: "You're the defender of the week, You comfort those in need"
Song: Everlasting God
...Jesus loves carbohydrates?
Ans: Because "Yes, Jesus loves me (mee)"
Song: Jesus Loves Me
Misheard Lyrics
From "Take It All" by Hillsong,
Running to the one who heals the blind
Following the shining light
In Your hands, the power to save the world
My life
India must possess either superheroes or sufficient military power, because...
Misheard:
Running to the one who heals the blind
Following the shining light
India has the power to save the world, my life
"Glady the cross I'd bear" is identically and unavoidably: "Gladly the cross-eyed bear"
Misheard Lyrics with Food References
From "Everlasting God" by Brenton Brown,
Strength will rise as we wait upon the Lord, we will wait upon the Lord
As a visual aid to this song, we can have a wok on stage to cook rice and eggs, because...
Misheard:
Scramble rice as we wait upon the Lord, we will wait upon the Lord
Following the shining light
India has the power to save the world, my life
"Glady the cross I'd bear" is identically and unavoidably: "Gladly the cross-eyed bear"
Misheard Lyrics with Food References
From "Everlasting God" by Brenton Brown,
Strength will rise as we wait upon the Lord, we will wait upon the Lord
As a visual aid to this song, we can have a wok on stage to cook rice and eggs, because...
Misheard:
Scramble rice as we wait upon the Lord, we will wait upon the Lord
From "Alone in the Garden"
And He walks with me, and He talks to me, and He calls me as His own
And He walks with me, and He talks to me, and He calls me as His own
No one knows God's first name, but I contend that it must be Andy because...
Misheard:
Andy walks with me, Andy talks to me, Andy calls me as His own
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